Turns forty mid-quest and still insists on finishing the campaign.
Married the birthday knight and somehow still shows up every year. A saint with a mean poker face.
Jeanette's sister. Swears she forgot how Boss Monster works, then quietly demolishes the table before anyone catches on.
Bailey's little brother. Spots the winning move by turn two, then lets it go anyway — winning was never really the point.
Bailey's best friend. Unlike Roy, he actually wants to win — and will happily let your family die of dysentery to get there.
Bailey's best friend. Rarely wins outright, but decides who does. Fear her quiet nods.
Flips the board metaphorically, and once, allegedly, literally. We keep inviting her.
Rod. Rod rod, rod rod rod — rod? Rod! Rod, rod. Rod rod rod rod, rod.
Bailey's cousin, first year in the party. Still learning which alliances are load-bearing.
Em's girlfriend, also new to the tavern. Arrived with zero expectations and a suspiciously good trade instinct.